NAME REMOVED comics by Nick Wolfe

This is a set of comics that predate the creation of NAME REMOVED.

Longer Comics

These are big enough that they get their own page.

The Leftovers

Here are the shorter comics.

Space Frog Knows Best

Text transcript
Dr Quickly: I'LL DEFEAT EVIL!!

Noel: NOT IF I DEFEAT GOOD FIRST!!

Dr Quickly: OH YEAH?

Noel: YEAH!!

Space Frog: YOU ARGUE ABSOLUTES IN A WORLD OF INTERMEDIATES!

Space Frog: COMPROMISE!

Trowel

Text transcript
Dr Quickly: Magnets oak fair travelling!

Rabid: What FLEW green ark ten marble?
Dr Quickly: lease!

Rabish: Dare trowel at new canker mind?

Dr Quickly and Rabid: Oaf beet wearing new clamp trowel!
Rabish: leafless!

About the Beatles

Text transcript
Vampire Boy: HI THERE ZOMBIE BOY!
Zombie Boy: HI THERE VAMPIRE BOY! ... WHAT'S GOING ON?

Vampire Boy: I WAS SITTING IN WOLFBOY'S SEAT AND NOW I'M ALL ITCHY!

Zombie Boy: WELL HE'S GOT LICE, YOU KNOW. HEY, THIS IS LIKE THAT BEATLES SONG!
Vampire Boy: HUH?!

Zombie Boy: "ONCE YOU'RE IN HIS ARMCHAIR YOU CAN FEEL HIS DISEASE"
Vampire Boy: "UH... THAT'S NOT..."

The Economy

Text transcript
Space Frog: I hate to INTERRUPT you two, but I have a FEW COMMENTS that you MIGHT find germane on the very TOPIC AT HAND!

Space Frog: Honk HONK honk honk honk honk honk HONK HONK honk honk honk honk HONK honk HONK HONK honk honk... HONK!!!

Eh

Text transcript
Dr Quickly: Hey, who wants some sauce?
Rabid: Hm!

<<FOOSH>>

[[Warning: This comic is rated EH for Explicit Hierarchies]]
Dr Quickly: Ah! So XXXXXX is the ancestor of XXXXXX!

Space Frog: You think that's something? You can fit a whole XXXXXXX into a XXXXXXXX and it won't even try to XXXXX!

Huckle

Text transcript
Huckle Cactus: HUCKLE HUCKLE HUCKLE

Rabid: Shut up shut up SHUT UP!

Rabid: No one wants to hear you saying that FILTHY WORD!

Huckle Cactus: Hhhuuhh... hhhuhhh...

Huckle Cactus: HUCKLE!!

Rabid: FINE! But I'm LEAVING!

Li'l Zeno

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Zeno's Mom: Li'l Zeno! Dinnertime!
Li'l Zeno: Coming, mom!

[[Li'l Zeno is motionless.]]

Li'l Zeno: Oh no! I can't move! I'll miss dinner!

Zeno's Mom: I told you not to hang around that awful Parmenides boy!

OOT

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Rabid: Oh, really subtle.

Oot Bottle: ?

Rabid: Sure pretend like you're not... GOD! YOU BOTHER ME!

Oot Bottle: What have I done to deserve this abuse?

Rabid: Nothing really.

Rabid: You're just a big bottle of OOT!

Sinister Forces

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Noel Mauvais: SINISTER FORCES!

Dr Quickly: YOUR REIGN OF TERROR CANNOT LAST!

Noel Mauvais: Uhh... why?

[[Dr Quickly smashes Noel's head with a huge hammer.]]
Dr Quickly: HA!
<<THUD!>>

Noel Mauvais: OW!