Rabid: I'm in the mood for adventure!

Rabish: This requires some careful planning on our part.
Rabid: Ok.

Rabish: How about we go to a theme park?
Rabid: That could be fun...

Rabid: But what theme?

Rabish: TIKI!
Rabid: gah!

Rabid: Tiki tchotchkes terminally terrify yrs. truly!

Rabish: Ok, let's just go in unknowing -- it'll be a more-fun trip that way.

Rabid: Yes -- after all, ignorance is bliss!

Rabish: Just pick one randomly!

Rabid: I have disregarded their labels and numbered them from One to Sixteen Hundred and Nine. Now, where is my lottery machine?

<< WHIRL!! >>

Rabish: Ah, #1327... I wonder which that is?

Rabid: Let's not look! Just throw it on the fire!

<< LEAP! >>

Rabid: Bah! The soot does irritate!

Rabish: Yes, well...

Rabish: ... It's the only way to travel.
Rabid: We really should ask the doctor to do something about that.

Rabid: So... ! Where are we?

Dr Quickly: I think I shall invent a new form of transportation!