RICNIC
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Rabid: Let's go for a picnic, ok? Rabish: Ok! Rabish: Who should go on this picnic with us two? Rabid: Well, we'll want Doctor Quickly to come along Rabish: I think he's all we'll need. Let's go get the food! Oh boy! Yay! Narrator: So, they got food together, and found Dr Quickly... Dr Quickly: Sooooo... where are we going? Rabid: Well... Rabid: We could go to MARS!! Dr Quickly: That's too long a hike for our pack-rabbits. Rabish: Oh, let's go to the secondary lozenge grounds... S'lovely! Rabid: Several hours have passed since we set out!! Rabish: It is truely a lovely day!! Dr Quickly: The pack-rabbits tire... let us rest awhile! Rabid: We tarry long... why not stop HERE for the picnic? Dr Quickly: Ha! Baron: This is MY private property!!! What are you DOING here?! Dr Quickly: We're just... Baron: I DON'T CARE! Baron: I'm going to BLOW you ALL UP!! Rabid: I think that this is an unfortunate turn of events! Dr Quickly: Oh no! Roc-wasps have stolen away our pack-rabbit! Baron: Roc-wasps? I'm outta here! ... You interlopers better skedaddle, though! Narrator: And skedaddle they did, 'cause they know what's good for them!! Narrator: Because that creepy old man was none other than the nefarious and evil... Narrator: BARON VON HISSWHISTLE Narrator: But he doesn't figure in this story any more, so I guess it doesn't matter... Rabish: Hey! We're on Mars after all! Dr Quickly: Let's avoid asking how we got here, ok? Rabid: Yeah, at least we got away from those creepy roc-wasps! Rabish: And that even CREEPIER old guy... phew! Dr Quickly: Yeah, things are looking good... Dr Quickly: ... Real good! << BOOM! >> Baron: Ha ha! I TOLD 'em! I told 'em I'd blow 'em all up! Ha!! Narrator: Ooops... uh... How'd that happen?!
