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2008-02-15: Sauerkraut (consequence)
The distant past
A glimpse of some deep-secret back story there...
This comic is in the following storylines:
- Variations
A long-running series, maybe the crux of the site. Reader submits a suggestion, and I draw three comics based on that suggestion. Originally all three had to start the same, but it evolved. - High School Is Awful
Did bullies and jerks push you around in high school and make your life sad? Well, you're reading a webcomic. That's not a particularly aspirational demographic.
This comic includes the contribution:
- I am Sarp-Spark-Star suggested: An inappropriate amount of sauerkraut is on someone's sandwich now.
Text transcript
Noel: With this much sauerkraut on my sandwich, no-one will ever want to come sit with me. Dr Quickly: I get the whole "revenge for mistreatment in high school" think but we didn't even HAVE hot lunches let alone huge piling sandwiches of sauerkraut... Rabid: You guys really went to school together? Dr Quickly: We were best friends! I guess she remembers it differently since she turned evil... Dr Quickly: Noel, you've been trapped in a VR prison of your own devisement. Noel: I... remember now... it really sucked!! <<TALER TALER TALER TALER>> Noel: Jeez I'm so embarrassed that you guys escaped my evil scheme AND you saw me crying like a twerp... I better start the self-destruct on this underground base before you blab about it and make me look bad. Dr Quickly: That's not strictly necessary!! Noel: The fake alarm scared them off... but three pints of ice cream hurts enough I might self-destruct for real!