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2008-02-13: Sauerkraut (blue pill)
Memories
I probably should have called this one "hypervisor" since it's about THAT kind of blue pill. Poor Noel.
This comic is in the following storylines:
- Variations
A long-running series, maybe the crux of the site. Reader submits a suggestion, and I draw three comics based on that suggestion. Originally all three had to start the same, but it evolved. - High School Is Awful
Did bullies and jerks push you around in high school and make your life sad? Well, you're reading a webcomic. That's not a particularly aspirational demographic.
This comic includes the contribution:
- I am Sarp-Spark-Star suggested: An inappropriate amount of sauerkraut is on someone's sandwich now.
Text transcript
Dr Quickly: You have too much sauerkraut on your sandwich. Rabish and I are are going to sit with someone cooler. Rabish: Yeah, cooler... are we forgetting something? <<QUEEN OF HIGH SCHOOL>> Noel: Maybe -- MAYBE -- you're cool enough to eat lunch at MY table!! <<SOOOOOO COOOOOL!!>> Rabish: Yeah! I sure hope we're that cool!! Dr Quickly: Hee hee!! She's talking to us!! Noel: I'm so cool!! Noel: I wonder if there's a change I can make to the programming that will help ME forget my actual and terrible years in high school... so that I can bask in the glory of my falsehoods... Dr Quickly: Wait a second! I just tried thinking about the nine times table and it took twice as long as it should have!! I think we're trapped in a VIRTUAL REALITY SIMULATION!! Rabish: Huh! Dr Quickly: Hey, Noel! We escaped from your virtual reality prison and... Oooh, are you reading old high school yearbooks? Your photo was SO HORRIBLE that year!!