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2010-05-28: Hated New Character (a "mary sue")
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This comic was partially inspired by the Best Momus Song, "Pygmalism".
This comic is in the storyline:
- Variations
A long-running series, maybe the crux of the site. Reader submits a suggestion, and I draw three comics based on that suggestion. Originally all three had to start the same, but it evolved.
This comic includes the contribution:
- Will Hagin suggested: A new character is introduced, and is instantly despised by the original cast.
Text transcript
Dr Quickly as Dumbledore: My dear friends, we have a new student today! Let us welcome her into her new life at Hogwarts! Sorting Hat: Harry Potter's Girlfriend! Rabid as Harry Potter: Cripes! These monsters are more powerful than me! Mary Sue: Don't worry -- I know secret super-magic!! Rabid: Wow! You really are the best girlfriend! Dr Quickly: I will give you the spell but I cannot involve myself directly. Noel as Snape: No, of course not. Noel: DEMON! I have come to DESTROY YOU! Rabid: P-professor! No!! Mary Sue: Good luck, minor character... Noel: Ceasus-desistus! << META >> Noel: I hope the "web forum" Dumbledore gave me will prove strong enough to hold the vile beast.