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2009-12-11: Tangerine (plus applicable taxes)
That's how it works
That's not how it works, I know "free shipping" makes sense financially. More than most of what Amazon does, anyway. That's a real ad from some website, by the way. The implication that one could buy "used" bologna disturbs me.
Rabish got the Gerhardt Verlag "La Femme 100 Tetes" for Holiday Gift Exchange. Rabid got the Blu-Ray complete "The Prisoner" box set. Too bad about the smells!
Vote at top web comics to see a charming illustration, not by me, from an old book about fairy tales. An engraving or something. I added a speech bubble to make it hilarious! You know, like those comics that do that. Just like that!
This comic is in the storyline:
- Variations
A long-running series, maybe the crux of the site. Reader submits a suggestion, and I draw three comics based on that suggestion. Originally all three had to start the same, but it evolved.
This comic includes the contribution:
- Match suggested: Rabid is out buying more tangerines.
Text transcript
Rabid: Five bucks more to get free shipping? Fine, I'll buy some fruit. [[ The package is dented, fruit juice is spoiling. ]] Rabish: Where did you find this book? Rabish: Why does it smell so bad?! Rabid: Eee! I love it! Rabid: Oh wait gross that SMELL!! Rabish: Ah! I knew this would happen!! [[ Rabish bought Bologna to pad the price to get free shipping. ]] Dr Quickly: We haven't managed to sufficiently discourage people from "free shipping"! Noel: We've got to kick it up or we'll go out of business... Rabot: Oh boy, the Super Deluxe Collector's Digital Extreme Heirloom Advanced Edition of Call of Duty 6: Modern Warfare 3: Overlords of the Hollow Earth Gaiden 4: Time Babies!! [[ A skunk is in the box, it sprays. ]] << SPRUUUUU >>