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2009-11-02: Mustard Genie (not a space genie)
Condiment Powers
I have never once in my life said "be careful what you wish for -- it just might come true!" in anything but the most unserious ironical way.
It's a crazy thing to think.
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This comic is in the storyline:
- Variations
A long-running series, maybe the crux of the site. Reader submits a suggestion, and I draw three comics based on that suggestion. Originally all three had to start the same, but it evolved.
This comic includes the contribution:
- Mr. Trev suggested: The mustard bottle contains a genie--but no mustard.
Text transcript
Mustard Genie: You've freed me! Make a wish!! Rabid: You're out of mustard. Mustard Genie: Dude, wait! A wish! Hey! Rabot: They probably think you're going to ask for money. City folk. Rabot: Oh, and I wish for more mustard. << pat pat >> Mustard Genie: Sigh. Mustard Genie: So... why don't you ever wish for riches? Rabot: You kidding? I know about genies, kid, you're just gonna trick me. Mustard Genie: Man, I thought we were friends. That is seriously rude. Mustard Genie: Only SPACE genies do that. Rabot: Ohhhh. Rabot: My kingdom has crumbled into dust, only a hot dog stand remains. Space Frog: I HELPED YOU LEARN A LESSON ABOUT WISH AND UH LOVE