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2008-12-31: Dolphin Creeps (odds)
If I ran the lottery
... the lottery mcbottery, I'd sell tickets for 2 bucks, and everyone who played would win a buck thirty five. Period. I bet I'd still have people buying tickets... sigh.
Do the math, people!
Oh, and happy new year! I hope 2009 is good for you guys. Lets see if I can become famous this year!!
This comic is in the storyline:
- Variations
A long-running series, maybe the crux of the site. Reader submits a suggestion, and I draw three comics based on that suggestion. Originally all three had to start the same, but it evolved.
This comic includes the contribution:
- Ludwig von Robotnik suggested: A character is visited by a talking dolphin with a hidden agenda.
Text transcript
Rabid: That's not a bad idea!! Lars the Dolphin: No, it's a GREAT idea!! Rabish: What are you doing with all those Dolphin Raffle tickets? Rabid: I'm going to WIN with them is what I'm doing!! Rabish: Uh, is Rabid there? Dude: Who? Listen, sugar, I'm the only dude living here. Rabish: There you are! Rabid: Hey. Rabid: You said I'd win a buck thirty five on each two dollar ticket, but I'm flat broke now. Rabish: On average, and I thought you didn't believe me. Lars the Dolphin: Can I interest you in some raffle tickets? Dr Quickly: You look pretty wealthy so this must not be a scam!