Name Removed Comics By Nick Wolfe

Quickly Eats The Boss (quaint)

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2008-11-26: Quickly Eats The Boss (quaint)

Higher Education

This is why I dropped out of university, so I wouldn't get eaten by a Space Frog.

This is also why I'm not allowed to make hilarious screwball college comedies.

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Rabid: German! What have you done to the Dean?!
Dr Quickly: He thought he could expel me... well I'm going to expel him!!

Dr Quickly: It's a little-known rule that if the dean is brutally murdered, all students immediately graduate with a 4.0 grade point average.
Rabid: I certainly did not know that.

Space Frog: VALEDICTORIAN SHALL BE AWARDED TO THE VICTOR OF A QUOITS TOURNAMENT SINCE YOU ALL HAVE THE SAME GPA
Dr Quickly: Just as I planned!!

Dr Quickly: It's a little-known rule that igniting the hob is trump in quoits.
Rabid: What the hell are you even saying?

Space Frog: AS DEAN PRO TEM I DECLARE GERMAN QUICKLY CHAMPION AND THUS VALEDICTORIAN
Dr Quickly: My plan worked perfectly!!

Space Frog: IT IS A LITTLE KNOWN RULE THAT THE NEW DEAN IS INAUGURATED BY EATING THE OLD DEAN AND GUESS WHAT I FOUND OUT WHERE THE OLD DEAN WENT