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2008-06-11: Muffins (orbital)
Noel is wrong
What the heck is she thinking, muffins eat gravity? Everyone knows it's the other way around.
This comic is in the following storylines:
- Variations
A long-running series, maybe the crux of the site. Reader submits a suggestion, and I draw three comics based on that suggestion. Originally all three had to start the same, but it evolved. - Sex Muffins
In a world where the world is a blistered wasteland, a simple breakfast treat has doomed us all.
This comic includes the contribution:
- keequich suggested: sex muffins abound.
Text transcript
Noel: May I interest you in a sample sex muffin? Rabid: From you? Not likely. Rabot: Look out! Come quickly! The muffins are breeding uncontrollably!! Noel: Uh oh. Noel: All the cages open?! This is a disaster!! Dr Quickly: Well, eventually they'll run out of food and the population will stabilize. What do they eat? Noel: GRAVITY!! Rabid: ... And that's why we all live in freefall space stations! Li'l Rabid: Baloney! Freefall happens BECAUSE of gravity! We're not safe here at all!! Rabid: Son! Where are you going? Li'l Rabid: I need to see for myself what happened to our planet... and to my MOM!!