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2008-05-02: Needy (battery)
Bruising
It's May already? This is crazy. The garlics in the backyard are getting HUGE.
This comic is in the storyline:
- Variations
A long-running series, maybe the crux of the site. Reader submits a suggestion, and I draw three comics based on that suggestion. Originally all three had to start the same, but it evolved.
This comic includes the contribution:
- GOD WITH A FORK suggested: Rabid becomes agonizingly "needy".
Text transcript
Noel: Look, I know I mind-controlled you to be my love slave but you're kind of... needy. Noel: Look, here's a vacwm cleaner for you. Instead of fawning, why don't you clean the grotto-lair? Rabid: Sounds great. <<VRRR>> Rabid: Oh I've got the grotto suction blues! My baby gave my chores that I'm mind-controlled to do... Once I'm done with vacwming I'll clean the kitchen too! <<ZAM>> Rabid: Oh no! A cave water electric short! Noel: Why did the lights go out? Did you finish your chores? Is it paddling time already? Rabid: Next time either don't mind control me or make sure the battery backup in the mind control box has fresh batteries!