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2008-02-06: Bakery (sabotage)
Defending the innocent
Holy crap today was not productive.
This comic is in the following storylines:
- Variations
A long-running series, maybe the crux of the site. Reader submits a suggestion, and I draw three comics based on that suggestion. Originally all three had to start the same, but it evolved. - Ultrasquid
Somewhere in the dark distant reaches of space is a cosmic hero with glorious pink tentacles. When you are in danger, fix Ultrasquid in your heart and he just might hear you and come to your aid.
This comic includes the contribution:
- xiane suggested: Dr. Quickly decides to open a bakery.
Text transcript
Dr Quickly: Welcome to my new bakery!! Rabid: I am so happy your excellent food is now available in so many franchised locations. Ultrasquid: YES -- THIS IS EVIL PASTRY DOUGH, NO DOUBT ABOUT IT! I MUST DESTROY THIS FACILITY!! Dr Quickly: What do you mean, "sabotage"?! Rabid: All our stores, reserves, factories, and outlets have been obliterated by a strange pink monster! And the intruder alarm is going off, I'll check it out right now!! Ultrasquid: DOCTOR QUICKLY, I MUST APOLOGIZE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE I HAVE CAUSED YOU... DO YOU REMEMBER ME? Dr Quickly: Ultrasquid! It was you, here! I hope you have a good excuse, but then... you must! Dr Quickly: No, no, don't worry: he's an INTERGALACTIC CHAMPION! <<brandish!>> Rabid: He's the intruder who destroyed the delicious pastries!! Ultrasquid: PLEASE ALLOW ME TO EXPLAIN TO YOU, TOO! Ultrasquid: LONG AGO I WAS GRANTED SUPERPOWERS BY EATING RASPUTIN'S HEAD WHICH HAD FLOATED INTO MY NEIGHBOURHOOD. NOW I FIGHT THE SAME DARK FORCES THAT BEWITCHED THE MAN WHOSE SKULL I WEAR AS MY FACE Young Ultrasquid: BONUS!