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2008-01-25: Pandemic (soup)
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This comic is in the storyline:
- Variations
A long-running series, maybe the crux of the site. Reader submits a suggestion, and I draw three comics based on that suggestion. Originally all three had to start the same, but it evolved.
This comic includes the contribution:
- Zusty! suggested: Everyone is sick, in hilarious and improbable ways.
Text transcript
Rabid: I'm so sick! You can tell because torrents of mucous are pouring from my eye sockets!! Rabish: My teeth are swollen!! Dr Quickly: Look! I replaced all your blood with chicken soup! You'll be better in no time at all!! Rabid: Does... does it have rice or noodles in it, please? Dr Quickly: It can be arranged! Dr Quickly: I trimmed your teeth down to size and made you scrimshaw bunnies from the leftovers! Rabish: So cute!! Rabid: THANK YOU FOR THE TRANSFUSION!! NOW I HAVE ULTRAHEALTH!! Dr Quickly: Oh my!! Rabish: My teeth unswoll and now they're too small to chew with!! Rabid: I'LL PUNCH! THE FOOD INTO EDIBLE PASTE!! Rabid: THIS DOG KEEPS FOLLOWING ME AROUND AND LICKING ME BECAUSE OF THE DELICIOUS SMELL OF MY SOUPY BLOOD?!