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Actuary (history)

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2007-08-29: Actuary (history)

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Rabid: Excellent! My correspondence course is complete, and now I'm a certified actuary!!

Rabish: What did you have to do in order to obtain such a glamorous and begemmed diploma?
Rabid: Send lots of money, mostly.

Dr Quickly: You do know my experiment is bound to fail -- costing your agency millions!! It is a crafty scheme I have devised...
Rabid: But I sold you an ENSURANCE policy, thereby guaranteeing its success!!

Dr Quickly: You fool! You've doomed us all!!
Rabid: Maybe YOU doomed us, it's not my fault you can't spell.

Tour Guide: We believe this plaque marked the stela of the Wizard King "DIPLOMA"!!
School Group: Ooooooh!!
Wizard King Diploma: GRAVE ROBBERS! THIEVES!! IN MY DEATH I CURSE YOU ALL!!