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2007-05-30: Revocation (chronowurst)
Sausage
This comic has a joke about burping.
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- Variations
A long-running series, maybe the crux of the site. Reader submits a suggestion, and I draw three comics based on that suggestion. Originally all three had to start the same, but it evolved.
Text transcript
Dr Quickly: This is ridiculous! I can't think of anything!! If I don't have anything awesome to shew the Association, they'll revoke my Mad License! [[At the HIGH COUNCIL of MAD SCIENTISTS]] Dr Quickly: My revolutionary TIME SAUSAGE!! First Councilor: Awesome! Second Councilor: Radical! Third Councilor: Tubular! First Councilor: I... I CAN HEAR THE SONGS OF THE FUTURE Second Councilor: I CAN TASTE OUR HALCYON PAST [[At a QUICKLY'S CHRONOWURSTS street corner stand.]] Dr Quickly: Come and get yourself a CHRONOWURST GRINDER!! One bite and you'll bask in the glow of loves yet to be known, one little nibble and long lost friends are at your side again! Rabid: I'm not hungry. Rabish: But you've not eaten your sausage! Rabid: I... NO! I've eaten it a DOZEN TIMES but it TIME TRAVELS BACK TO MY PLATE! Dr Quickly: Gasp! It's even a cure for world hunger! Dr Quickly: I'm not eligible for the International Dynamite Peace Prize on account of everyone has sausage burps now... I'm so mad I'm going for an expository walk in the winter cold!