Name Removed Comics By Nick Wolfe

Science Failed (Fountain)

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2007-04-11: Science Failed (Fountain)

Girlfriend Week

I am still sick. Lisa draws the comic. I STILL WRITE IT, THOUGH. Can you tell?

Lisa is a famous illustrator. Did you know that the punishment for being an illustrator is death by hanging?

Starter panel continues to be suggested by "nemryn".

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Dr Quickly: SCIENCE, WHY HAVE YOU FAILED ME!?

Ranger-Archaelogist: An impact crater that size means the object must have been about the size of a doctor... The cure lies in there, boys!

Rabish: Travelling in these space bubbles is enormously tedious!
Rabid: Beats walking!

[[In a holy shrine, a sign reads "NO SOLICITING". Dr Quickly's jewel-adorned skull rests on a dais.]]
Dr Quickly: Return? But they worship me as a GOD!!
Rabid: You, uh, need modern medical assistance.
Rabish: You look pretty rough. But sparkly!

[[On a television show: "TALK SHOW DAYTIME PABULUM LIVE!"]]
Dr Quickly: ... and that's my secret alien ancient self-help strategy!
Host: Wow, that's so great!

[[Rabid reads a book: "SCIENCE CAN GO STUFF IT! Dr Quickly's guide to self-actualization"]]
Rabid: You know, he makes some pretty good points.
Rabish: Not you too!!