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2007-03-02: Newscasting
Hm
This took a while and clearly i am not back on track with the "variations" but maybe it's time for a new game to play.
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Rabid: Those flowers were a romantical gift! Why you eat them!? Rabish: They contain an INEDIBLE BOMB!! [[Rabish is exploded in an image projected behind Space Frog who is a news announcer.]] Space Frog: WE REGRET TO INFORM OUR VIEWERS THAT CONSUMING INEDIBLE BOMBS DOES NOT DEFUSE THEM SEEING AS ONLY THE "INEDIBLE" ASPECT IS NEGATED. Space Frog: NOW HERE IS DR QUICKLY WITH THE WHETHER Dr Quickly: Hmm! Yes! Me!! [[The weather diagram has a high pressure SHAME front.]] Dr Quickly: Today, WHETHER or not it is sunny, WHETHER or not it rains, you each and all will do something you regret for the rest of your lives. Noel: You are both fired for making the news so depressing no-one could stand to watch it and so EVERY-one changed channels and now I have to do everything MYSELF!! Space Frog: NUTS Dr Quickly: Bah! [[The title of the news segment Noel is hosting is "SEXY DEATH IN YOUR HOME??"]] Noel: After a brief word from our sponsors: TOPLESS BEHEADINGS! ARE YOUR TEENS AT RISK!? STAY TUNED FROM FEAR!!
