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2006-11-29: Cannot (goat cheese)
Additions
Here is the second of, I guess, three variations on the theme provided by Wulfo. Who, according to... true... is real!
How about that? Maybe YOU are real too, oh reader! Prove it. Enter an idea for a starter panel. YES.
I'm sorry that this one is pretty gross.
Many thanks to studio assistant G.K. for the suggestion of "in mammo" as a more accurate term than "in glando".
This comic is in the storyline:
- Variations
A long-running series, maybe the crux of the site. Reader submits a suggestion, and I draw three comics based on that suggestion. Originally all three had to start the same, but it evolved.
This comic includes the contribution:
- Wulfo suggested: Dr Quickly is reading a newspaper, bellowing "I cannot allow this to happen!"
Text transcript
Dr Quickly: I CANNOT ALLOW THIS TO HAPPEN! Foreman: Alright, boys, these goats won't milk themselves! Workers: Yessir!! Dr Quickly: HOLD, YOU! YOU, THERE!! You, you guys, there... Foreman: Whoa. What -- who IS that? Worker: That's a hell of a costume. Dr Quickly: YOU LEAVE MY GOATS ALONE THEY'RE FOR AN EXPERIMENT!! Dr Quickly: Their milk is fermenting "in mammo" to see if they will extrude Delicious Cheese from their teats directly. Just think! The perfect temperature! Worker: That's AWFUL. Fat Worker: They're in obvious pain from the milk ROTTING INSIDE THEM!! Dr Quickly: But -- SCIENCE CHEESE!! [[Dr Quickly has huge swollen sweaty teats.]] Dr Quickly: I don't CARE what I told you before! It HURTS and I need to be MILKED RIGHT NOW!!