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2006-11-06: Cuddles (Dogs)
Okay...
I don't know what I can say. I'm sorry you have to read this one. Dogs? Okay.
This comic is in the storyline:
- Variations
A long-running series, maybe the crux of the site. Reader submits a suggestion, and I draw three comics based on that suggestion. Originally all three had to start the same, but it evolved.
Text transcript
Rabid: CUDDLES?! Rabish: No! That's a TERRIBLE and INSIPID NAME! Rabish: His name will be... FOOFY!! Professor Bug Wiggles: Actually, my dear, I already HAVE a name -- not to disparage your, er, inspired choice. I am none other than... Professor Bug Wiggles. Rabid: A talking dog! We'll be rich! Rabid: But the big night of our stage premiere arrived and he spoke not a word! We were laughed and booed all the way home. Dr Quickly: Yeah... sorry about that. Dr Quickly: I have been practicing ventriloquism and fooled you with that dog. Rabid: For HONEST? Dr Quickly: It doesn't stop there! <<HORN-SWOGGLE!!>> Dr Quickly: All this time you've been talking to a SACK of dogs!! Rabid: AHHHH!! Dogs: Yes.